16 9 / 2014

breadmaakesyoufat:

fabled-foreigntongues:

breadmaakesyoufat:

my mother just threw a wagon wheel at me

How the fuck did she get the wheel off a wagon? Do people still have wagons? Why are they destroying them to throw?? Australia’s weird

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14 9 / 2014

wighthound:

luvzi12:

This sign is supposed to show you which things are forbidden. But it just creates the coolest dog ever


fuck u i don’t do what u tell me

wighthound:

luvzi12:

This sign is supposed to show you which things are forbidden. But it just creates the coolest dog ever

fuck u i don’t do what u tell me

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12 9 / 2014

Good Parenting: Exhibit 1 (overheard at work today)

  • Yo: Mommy, why is that man dressed like a lady?
  • Yo: That is a lady. She was just born with the wrong body.
  • Yo: How did that happen?
  • Yo: Nobody really knows. But she's working to fix it, and that's what's important.
  • Yo: Okay! *runs up to obviously self-conscious woman*
  • Yo: Hey! Miss!
  • Yo: ...yes?
  • Yo: You look really pretty in your skirt!
  • Yo: Thank you!
  • *Kid skips back to her mom, and literally everyone in the vicinity smiles*
  • I'd just like to point out that it wasn't hard to explain this to a child at all...... Next excuse please?

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12 9 / 2014

hipsterinatardis:

electricalice:

mrsbeefheart:

I fukin love 14th century art art because everyone looks so shady and suspicious of ppl around them its AMAZING

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or just like they know something u dont and oh my gdfuck i cant

I believe the highest point is reached in Simone Martini’s Annunciation

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and the look of absolute hatred Mary and Gabriel exchange. 

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"mary i know ur only half a virgin"
"fuck off gabriel"

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12 9 / 2014

typette:

naiadestricolor:

reftastic:

swegener:

Speaking of different body shapes. These are all basically peak human bodies. 

How come 99% of them don’t conform to what the entertainment industry tells us is the perfect body?

This is a FABULOUS set of body refs. So glad this came back across my dash so I could reblog it here :D

These images are from a book by Howard Schatz of various Olympic athletes, which was titled “Athlete.”  You can buy the book [here].  Also, have some more photos from it:

ALWAYS reblog

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10 9 / 2014

riverplants:

foods dangerous to dogs:

  1. avocadoes
  2. alcohol
  3. raw bread dough
  4. caffeine
  5. chocolate
  6. grapes and raisins
  7. onions and garlic
  8. macadamia nuts
  9. raw salmon
  10. xylitol (artificial sweeteners)

if you have a dog please reblog this

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09 9 / 2014

jibblyuniverse:

Conceal, Don’t Feel

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26 8 / 2014

creepysp8jr:

I drew wings and a halo, then this happened.

(Source: derpsp8jr, via superwholockianfamily)

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26 8 / 2014

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26 8 / 2014

whizzbees:


Currently drinking: The best Butterbeer I have ever tasted.

whizzbees:

Currently drinking: The best Butterbeer I have ever tasted.

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